*Foreword*: I first wrote this review in 2012 on the old blog and afterwards I had a nice conversation with director Christian Gonzalez via Skype. I mentioned I watched El Clon De Hitler and he told me in great detail that he really hated this movie and only directed it for the work. He had no closeness to it then and for anyone now labeling this as one of his "masterpieces" is truly distasteful. And not even in the way he would've wanted it. In the beginning of El Clon De Hi

It was a promise a man had made to his dying mother. What would have just been a long quest to the La Villa De Guadalupe , ended up becoming a dangerous run for his own survival! After the death of his mother— Pancracio (Agustin Bernal) is to fulfill her dying wish which is to bring her big portrait of La Virgen De Guadalupe to La Villa in Mexico City. Pancracio makes his journey solely by walking and sometimes jogging like a Nintendo 64 video game character. When Pancraci

A young thug called El Maya (Alan Ciangherotti) and his group of goons kidnap women around town for money, but as of lately El Maya has gone super weird since he’s gotten involved in brujería and has been killing the kidnapped women for sacrifices to “El Maestro” (the devil I guess) . The body count rises up very high and it’s up to a cop named Rodrigo (Jorge Aldama) along with his partner (that he’s totally banging) to find the killer before more innocent women are ki

Police detective Sergio (Sergio Goyri) and his wife Cynthia (Cynthia Torach) are a married couple on the rocks. Cynthia feels neglected by Sergio because he spends most of his time at work investigating hard cases & hardly ever being home. Sergio’s partner at work Ramirez (Andres Garcia Jr) is also having marital problems and it’s gotten so bad that his wife ends up leaving him to go stay at a spiritual haven that promises "relaxation" & "peace". The haven is owned