It’s your birthday & you still go to work, your wife made tuna sandwiches for lunch despite not liking tuna, but at least there’s a nice can of tomato juice to go along with it. The tires from your car got jacked, but that’s okay because you can just take a metro van ride to work. Maybe you’ll have to walk a little distance to work still, but that’s fine because your co-workers are throwing you a bash at the office so it’s gonna be a total chill day.  You then suddenly witnes

Remember that horror-thriller Angeles De La Muerte starring Patricia Rivera & Diana Ferreti? Well 3 years after its release it got a really random videohome remake and instead of 2 lovely & crazy ladies with switchblades, it is now 2 dudes with 1 big knife and timid acting. One of them being Sergio Goyri. Weird, huh?  Two brothers "Raymundo" (Sergio Goyri) & "Hilario" (Jose Luis Becerra) prowl the streets at night looking for loose women to kill as an act of revenge for the

The future is fucked and all thanks to atomic warfare & global pollution that ends up mutating some of the human population.  In an unnamed city (it’s literally just Mexico City) , a special police force patrol around to keep mutated people away from the safe parts of the city and most of the mutated people just happen to be mostly criminals as well. Special agent Galad (Sergio Goyri) i s teamed up with Fera (Telly Filippini) , a stunning woman agent that is hoping to captu

In the year 2033, Sergio Goyri is in a wasteland where nobody can be trusted, many people are dressed in rags & armor, music is played in reverse, there’s some witchcraft fuckery going on, and Goyri plays the harmonica and it comes in handy later on. Welcome to Comando De La Muerte (Infernofinis) . In 2033, a deal of precious gems for fuel goes awry! Michael (or "Mikos?") (Sergio Goyri) and Luke (Jorge Luke) seek vengeance for their fallen comrade "Tuchi" (Gerardo Vigil)

Crack: Vicio Mortal  is about the dangers of the notorious drug " crack cocaine"  and it all takes place in the ghetto  (Galveston, TX to be exact)  and they make sure you know this by filming the opening credits in all-black neighborhood where things supposedly appear to be rough, but really everyone around the neighborhood is just chilling. This all goes on while Too Short’s  “The Ghetto”  plays. Let me be frank though, this opening credit scene was truly done in poor taste

During an archaeological dig, an evil ancient fragment is uncovered and ends up possessing Jose (Roberto Ballesteros ), one of the diggers. Jose at first seems to be okay, but quickly ends up going after everyone crossing his path and slowly but surely becoming a demonic creature readying itself for world domination—or some shit. Luckily though, the Vatican has gotten word of this and their mysterious ancient savior “El Angel” (Sergio Goyri) awakens from his slumber, hops on

Sergio Goyri and Joaquin Cordero play a couple of cops named Ricardo and "Abuelo" (Grandpa) that are after local drug traffickers. They go around town shooting up drug hitmen & searching various places for drug dens. One place where a shootout/drug bust breaks out is at a bowling alley. Cool, huh? While that happens, we meet a legit looking businessman who has taken an interest in a cabaret dancer named Rita (Patricia Rivera) . They share drinks, go out to fancy restaurant

El Carro De La Muerte  (aka "The Car Of Death")  is based on a corrido written by legendary Mexican composer Paulino Vargas and in the corrido it tells the story of a tanker truck with poor Mexican people inside it being smuggled to the USA and end up dead after the truck is pursued by the law. An all too familiar story since many corridos always tell the tragic stories of people trying to cross over the border. The Carro De La Muerte corrido was quite popular during the 19

The life of Agustin Torres (Bernabe Melendrez) takes an unexpected turn when his pregnant wife & father are gunned down at the orders of Ernesto Rincon (Emilio Franco) —a local crime boss who wants to take every piece of land around. Agustin tries to get justice on what’s happened to him, but corruption is all around and he then loses his land to Ernesto despite having the money to pay for what he owed.  This then leads to Agustin to turn to a life of crime alongside his es

After getting turned down in buying the local lagoon & large property from Diego Luzardo (Sergio Goyri) , the greedy Don Paco & his son Nicasio (Luis Michel) decide to rid of Diego and the rest of the Luzardo family so they can easily gain the property they desperately want. As it turns out, the property is to be converted into a high-end luxury hotel for American tourists. This being fronted by Paco’s daughter Sonia (Imperio Vargas) with her old & fat American lover " Rud

In Yo No La Mate (translated as “I Didn’t Kill Her”) , Mexican actor/all-around freak Sergio Goyri plays a guy that is falsely accused of murder. Did he really do it though? Was there even enough evidence to prove this? Was this really all word of mouth? Is there perhaps a bigger conspiracy going on? Why all the fuss? Why all the mess? What the hell is even going on?  Felipe Alferez (Sergio Goyri) comes home with good news to his wife Yolanda (Azela Robinson) and it turns o

The other day I watched Federico Fellini’s Roma and I was baffled and in awe at the same time because of how weird & beautiful it was. The very next day I watched Victor Martinez’s El Camaleon ("The Chameleon")   and that movie also baffled me. Did I go awe to it as well? Not exactly, but I was amused by what I was watching. After all, Angel De La Peña transforms into Sergio Goyri . A transformation I never would've imagined in my weirdest, random fever dreams.  An old prison

It’s 1982 and you’re all dressed up looking like a mannequin & ready to go to the El King Kong cabaret down in Mexico. You’re gonna have some drinks, catch up with friends, joke around and watch the most amazing showgirls perform on stage. Afterwards, you’re gonna pick yourself one of these amazing showgirls in the cabaret and dance the night away to catchy music performed by La Sonora Santanera . Some crazy & sexy mischief will ensue as the night goes on, maybe even the loca

It was a promise a man had made to his dying mother. What would have just been a long quest to the La Villa De Guadalupe , ended up becoming a dangerous run for his own survival!  After the death of his mother— Pancracio (Agustin Bernal) is to fulfill her dying wish which is to bring her big portrait of La Virgen De Guadalupe to La Villa in Mexico City. Pancracio makes his journey solely by walking and sometimes jogging like a Nintendo 64 video game character. When Pancraci

The mountain ghost town of  “Dos Estrellas” ("2 Stars")  is feared by those nearby, but an old quirky man named  Beto (Adalberto Martinez "Resortes")  alongside his strong-willed nephew  Pedro (Pedro Fernandez)  and local girl  Rebeca (Maria Rebeca)  head out there in search of treasure in the old mines. Once the trio settle in Dos Estrellas, they take notice of the eerie things going on around there and they’re also not alone since a big bearded man named  “George” (George S

Claudia (Edna Bolkan)  suffers from Schizophrenia. Her illness has ruined her marriage because it has lead her to believe that her husband has cheating on her with other women, but in reality he wasn't at all. Claudia files for divorce and takes the kids with her, but they get to see their father every little while. When Claudia is alone at home, she begins to see a creepy woman in black creeping up on her. This creepy woman in black wants to kill Claudia & even leads Claudia

During a Solar Eclipse, an ill pregnant woman  (Alicia Encinas)  gives birth to twin boys that are conjoined. The woman dies after the painful & unusual birth. 7 years later, the twin boys  Fred  and Eric (Luis Mario Quiroz in dual roles)  are kept away hidden from the town by their father,  Sheriff Frederick Jackson (Eric Del Castillo) . After keeping them away for so long, Sheriff Jackson convinces the town doctor  (Mario Almada)  to separate them so they can all live a nor

It really, really sucks to be  Joseph Morgan (Fernando Almada) . Town drunk Joseph Morgan is having a nightmare.  The Devil  calling himself  Dr. Petroni (Mario Almada)   appears In front of him, he then opens a coffin that contains his own self inside it. This must all mean something, right? After Joseph’s eerie nightmare, he goes to the saloon to beg for free booze and ends up humiliated. After constantly being reminded of how much of a broken man he is after accidentally k

A bloodthirsty demonic spirit awaits for its next victims in an abandoned hotel. A TV crew and some mediums are inside that abandoned hotel doing a report on a mass murder that happened there a long time ago. After facing the demonic spirit several times—the TV crew & mediums realize they cannot escape the hotel and must fight the demon that is possessing everyone inside. This demon will brutally kill off everyone inside until there's nothing of them left to tear up! Legendar

Andres (Jorge Luke)  and  Gabriela (Maritza Olivares)  have just gotten married. After having a quirky little wedding while wearing acid-washed jeans––the newlyweds move into a house in sunny San Antonio Del Mar, Baja California. The house is gorgeous but it is also terrifying there since a crazy guy named " Tomas" (David Homb)  whom vaguely lives under the home and every single day he stalks Gabriela from a far because he's  "in love"  with her. Right when Andres & Gabriela