In Yo No La Mate (translated as “I Didn’t Kill Her”) , Mexican actor/all-around freak Sergio Goyri plays a guy that is falsely accused of murder. Did he really do it though? Was there even enough evidence to prove this? Was this really all word of mouth? Is there perhaps a bigger conspiracy going on? Why all the fuss? Why all the mess? What the hell is even going on?  Felipe Alferez (Sergio Goyri) comes home with good news to his wife Yolanda (Azela Robinson) and it turns o

The other day I watched Federico Fellini’s Roma and I was baffled and in awe at the same time because of how weird & beautiful it was. The very next day I watched Victor Martinez’s El Camaleon ("The Chameleon")   and that movie also baffled me. Did I go awe to it as well? Not exactly, but I was amused by what I was watching. After all, Angel De La Peña transforms into Sergio Goyri . A transformation I never would've imagined in my weirdest, random fever dreams.  An old prison

It’s 1982 and you’re all dressed up looking like a mannequin & ready to go to the El King Kong cabaret down in Mexico. You’re gonna have some drinks, catch up with friends, joke around and watch the most amazing showgirls perform on stage. Afterwards, you’re gonna pick yourself one of these amazing showgirls in the cabaret and dance the night away to catchy music performed by La Sonora Santanera . Some crazy & sexy mischief will ensue as the night goes on, maybe even the loca

It was a promise a man had made to his dying mother. What would have just been a long quest to the La Villa De Guadalupe , ended up becoming a dangerous run for his own survival!  After the death of his mother— Pancracio (Agustin Bernal) is to fulfill her dying wish which is to bring her big portrait of La Virgen De Guadalupe to La Villa in Mexico City. Pancracio makes his journey solely by walking and sometimes jogging like a Nintendo 64 video game character. When Pancraci

The mountain ghost town of  “Dos Estrellas” ("2 Stars")  is feared by those nearby, but an old quirky man named  Beto (Adalberto Martinez "Resortes")  alongside his strong-willed nephew  Pedro (Pedro Fernandez)  and local girl  Rebeca (Maria Rebeca)  head out there in search of treasure in the old mines. Once the trio settle in Dos Estrellas, they take notice of the eerie things going on around there and they’re also not alone since a big bearded man named  “George” (George S

Claudia (Edna Bolkan)  suffers from Schizophrenia. Her illness has ruined her marriage because it has lead her to believe that her husband has cheating on her with other women, but in reality he wasn't at all. Claudia files for divorce and takes the kids with her, but they get to see their father every little while. When Claudia is alone at home, she begins to see a creepy woman in black creeping up on her. This creepy woman in black wants to kill Claudia & even leads Claudia

During a Solar Eclipse, an ill pregnant woman  (Alicia Encinas)  gives birth to twin boys that are conjoined. The woman dies after the painful & unusual birth. 7 years later, the twin boys  Fred  and Eric (Luis Mario Quiroz in dual roles)  are kept away hidden from the town by their father,  Sheriff Frederick Jackson (Eric Del Castillo) . After keeping them away for so long, Sheriff Jackson convinces the town doctor  (Mario Almada)  to separate them so they can all live a nor

It really, really sucks to be  Joseph Morgan (Fernando Almada) . Town drunk Joseph Morgan is having a nightmare.  The Devil  calling himself  Dr. Petroni (Mario Almada)   appears In front of him, he then opens a coffin that contains his own self inside it. This must all mean something, right? After Joseph’s eerie nightmare, he goes to the saloon to beg for free booze and ends up humiliated. After constantly being reminded of how much of a broken man he is after accidentally k

A bloodthirsty demonic spirit awaits for its next victims in an abandoned hotel. A TV crew and some mediums are inside that abandoned hotel doing a report on a mass murder that happened there a long time ago. After facing the demonic spirit several times—the TV crew & mediums realize they cannot escape the hotel and must fight the demon that is possessing everyone inside. This demon will brutally kill off everyone inside until there's nothing of them left to tear up! Legendar

Andres (Jorge Luke)  and  Gabriela (Maritza Olivares)  have just gotten married. After having a quirky little wedding while wearing acid-washed jeans––the newlyweds move into a house in sunny San Antonio Del Mar, Baja California. The house is gorgeous but it is also terrifying there since a crazy guy named " Tomas" (David Homb)  whom vaguely lives under the home and every single day he stalks Gabriela from a far because he's  "in love"  with her. Right when Andres & Gabriela

In Mexico City's  Cine Opera , lives a strange man named  Erick (Gerardo Vigil)   who wanders around the theatre and reads  Oscar Wilde  poems. No one seems to know that Erick lives in the theatre except a young boy who accompanies his mother while she rehearses a dance routine for an upcoming stage show. While Erick reads his poems and while the dancers rehearse, a psychopath is on the loose in the theatre. His victims are the female dancers who prepare to go home after rehe

Greed. Lust. Lycanthropy. Blood. Welcome to  Colmillos: El Hombre Lobo  (aka "Fangs: The Werewolf") . A man named  Cristobal (Miguel Angel Rodriguez)  longs to be wealthy and to be with the beautiful  Susana (Olivia Collins) . Of course, he feels he has no chance at getting with her since he is no rich man like his rival  Roman   (Jose Elias Romano) . After finishing up working at the horse stable, Cristobal runs into a mysterious woman called  Tara (Julieta Rosen)  who hands

Gym class was always the worst. You have to run first thing every morning, play a sport or do an exercise that you weren’t even good at, the cute as hell girl you like in the class wouldn’t give you the time of day & the more athletic boys were annoyingly competitive at everything in the class. That’s pretty much what  Resucitare Para Matarlos   (aka "Resurrected To Kill")  is all about, except someone dies and they come back... For revenge. Meet  Juan Carlos   (Andreas Pears

In  Silencio De Muerte , a silent death is the scariest of all deaths. Imagine not hearing anything and not being heard when dying. That is truly frighting. A group of actors are struggling to make ends meet in the stage plays they star in. They can't get any work anywhere else either. They realize they are no longer in their 20's, where it was much easier being an actor then. Realizing that they are getting older and know nothing else other than acting — one of the actors ha

You know who's gorgeous & awesome?  Lina Santos ! You know what makes Lina Santos more gorgeous & awesome? Getting possessed by an evil witch in  Seduccion Sangrienta ! In  Seduccion Sangrienta  (aka "Bloody Seduction") , the gorgeous & awesome  Lina Santos  plays  Martha , a wife to a rich man. Martha's birthday is coming up, so her husband searches high & low for a really special gift to give her. He then finds an antique shop which carries lots of wonderful things Martha w

After witnessing a priest being murdered with a pointy silver & gold crucifix, little  Pedro  swears in the House of God that he will kill the assassins and all sinners in town. Years later, Pedro grows up. He helps around at a new church, and dresses up as a Sacristan   at night to kill sinners with that old silver & gold crucifix. People around town are being killed by this fake Sacristan. The cops search hard for clues leading to the identity of the killer Sacristan. El Sa

I learned a few things from watching  A Golpe De Hacha : First, pizza in Mexico is pronounced  "pisa" . If your cat gets chopped up with a hatchet, then you will automatically receive $20,000 pesos in your checking account the following day. If your best friend, the local priest, and your boss get killed with a hatchet, then you will also receive $20,000 pesos for each dead person. Also, if a guy with big hands starts flirting with you at work, then he clearly wants to date y

Before you weirdly ask: “is this a slasher?”,  yes this this is a slasher movie.  “How sharp is the weapon? What kind of weapon is it?” , the weapon is a hatchet and it is sharp enough to chop up innocent 80’s Mexican youngsters. The hatchet should hit you next if you keep asking more questions (just kidding, sort of) . Vacaciones Sangrientas  plays out very simply like any other slasher movie from the 80’s. A group of young adults head out to the woods for a nice little vaca

Sergio Goyri is a vampire. It seems like an odd thing to say, huh? Had anyone told me that a while back, I’m not sure what the hell people would've been talking about, but now that I have seen it with my own 2 eyes, I believe it. Fuck. Symphony No. 11 in G Minor, The Year 1905: Eternal Memory plays as the opening credits roll & then we catch a glimpse of a very spooky mansion at night where a vampire named Dracul (Sergio Goyri) shows off his fangs and is ready to attack on

In  Endemoniado  (aka "Demonized") ,   a   psychiatrist meets with a small group of people who claim they have been victims of demonic atrocities. He tells the group he cannot help them with these kinds of things since he can only help them mentally wise, but being the  helpful  person that he is, decides to bring them all to a church for a good ol’ exorcism or two. In this case, 3 of them. El Troll A woman goes to a witch for help with her drunken husband. She wants him to q