Este Vampiro Es Un Tiro (1991)

It's Friday night. Time to go out with the guys or go out with the prettiest chick in town. Well, Instead of doing any of those things, I spent Friday night alone, bored, and watched Este Vampiro Es Tiro (aka "This Vampire Is A Hit").

In Este Vampiro Es Un Tiro, a vampire (Ruben Aguirre) wishes to be human because being a vampire sucks. The sight of blood freaks him out big time and instead of flying around in bat form, he drives around in a motorcycle (cool, huh?). As you can tell, this vampire does not want to be a vampire at all. One night, the vampire helps an injured dude out and they quickly become best friends. The vampire falls for his new best friend's sister (Daniela Leites). He then hooks up with her. Then out of nowhere, some bank robbers appear and hide the stolen money inside the vampire's mansion. The money is then found by said vampire & friends which they then spend it all on cool shit. The robbers get pissed off and try to kill em off. Then... Well lets just say the movie ends good. I guess.... 

This movie sucks. Este Vampiro Es Un Tiro's trailer promises "a great comedy for the whole family" and I seriously disagree with that because this movie is an absolute waste of time. Do you really want to spend quality family time watching this shit? Play some board games. Watch El Vampiro Teporocho or some Disney movie. Eat at a cheap pizza place. Do not watch Este Vampiro Es Un Tiro with your family. Please do not do that. Don't fuck with your family like that. Please.

Este Vampiro Es Un Tiro es no bueno. Don’t gaslight yourself thinking this is cool stuff because it’s really not. Weird? Yes. But sadly, not the good kind of weird.