It’s your birthday & you still go to work, your wife made tuna sandwiches for lunch despite not liking tuna, but at least there’s a nice can of tomato juice to go along with it. The tires from your car got jacked, but that’s okay because you can just take a metro van ride to work. Maybe you’ll have to walk a little distance to work still, but that’s fine because your co-workers are throwing you a bash at the office so it’s gonna be a total chill day.  You then suddenly witnes

Remember that horror-thriller Angeles De La Muerte starring Patricia Rivera & Diana Ferreti? Well 3 years after its release it got a really random videohome remake and instead of 2 lovely & crazy ladies with switchblades, it is now 2 dudes with 1 big knife and timid acting. One of them being Sergio Goyri. Weird, huh?  Two brothers "Raymundo" (Sergio Goyri) & "Hilario" (Jose Luis Becerra) prowl the streets at night looking for loose women to kill as an act of revenge for the

The future is fucked and all thanks to atomic warfare & global pollution that ends up mutating some of the human population.  In an unnamed city (it’s literally just Mexico City) , a special police force patrol around to keep mutated people away from the safe parts of the city and most of the mutated people just happen to be mostly criminals as well. Special agent Galad (Sergio Goyri) i s teamed up with Fera (Telly Filippini) , a stunning woman agent that is hoping to captu

Crack: Vicio Mortal  is about the dangers of the notorious drug " crack cocaine"  and it all takes place in the ghetto  (Galveston, TX to be exact)  and they make sure you know this by filming the opening credits in all-black neighborhood where things supposedly appear to be rough, but really everyone around the neighborhood is just chilling. This all goes on while Too Short’s  “The Ghetto”  plays. Let me be frank though, this opening credit scene was truly done in poor taste

After getting turned down in buying the local lagoon & large property from Diego Luzardo (Sergio Goyri) , the greedy Don Paco & his son Nicasio (Luis Michel) decide to rid of Diego and the rest of the Luzardo family so they can easily gain the property they desperately want. As it turns out, the property is to be converted into a high-end luxury hotel for American tourists. This being fronted by Paco’s daughter Sonia (Imperio Vargas) with her old & fat American lover " Rud

In Yo No La Mate (translated as “I Didn’t Kill Her”) , Mexican actor/all-around freak Sergio Goyri plays a guy that is falsely accused of murder. Did he really do it though? Was there even enough evidence to prove this? Was this really all word of mouth? Is there perhaps a bigger conspiracy going on? Why all the fuss? Why all the mess? What the hell is even going on?  Felipe Alferez (Sergio Goyri) comes home with good news to his wife Yolanda (Azela Robinson) and it turns o

It was a promise a man had made to his dying mother. What would have just been a long quest to the La Villa De Guadalupe , ended up becoming a dangerous run for his own survival!  After the death of his mother— Pancracio (Agustin Bernal) is to fulfill her dying wish which is to bring her big portrait of La Virgen De Guadalupe to La Villa in Mexico City. Pancracio makes his journey solely by walking and sometimes jogging like a Nintendo 64 video game character. When Pancraci

Foreword:  Back in May I began a themed-post on Instagram entitled “Trash-Mex Tapes” where I’d highlight some of my Mexican VHS collection. And while I will continue to post on Instagram , I’ve now decided to expand Trash-Mex Tapes on the website with more write-ups on the films, their releases, and of course post plenty of screenshots & video material—if permitted.  Trash-Mex Tapes will always consist of tapes that I own, have watched, and It will always also be something

Andres (Jorge Luke)  and  Gabriela (Maritza Olivares)  have just gotten married. After having a quirky little wedding while wearing acid-washed jeans––the newlyweds move into a house in sunny San Antonio Del Mar, Baja California. The house is gorgeous but it is also terrifying there since a crazy guy named " Tomas" (David Homb)  whom vaguely lives under the home and every single day he stalks Gabriela from a far because he's  "in love"  with her. Right when Andres & Gabriela

Gym class was always the worst. You have to run first thing every morning, play a sport or do an exercise that you weren’t even good at, the cute as hell girl you like in the class wouldn’t give you the time of day & the more athletic boys were annoyingly competitive at everything in the class. That’s pretty much what  Resucitare Para Matarlos   (aka "Resurrected To Kill")  is all about, except someone dies and they come back... For revenge. Meet  Juan Carlos   (Andreas Pears

After witnessing a priest being murdered with a pointy silver & gold crucifix, little  Pedro  swears in the House of God that he will kill the assassins and all sinners in town. Years later, Pedro grows up. He helps around at a new church, and dresses up as a Sacristan   at night to kill sinners with that old silver & gold crucifix. People around town are being killed by this fake Sacristan. The cops search hard for clues leading to the identity of the killer Sacristan. El Sa

I learned a few things from watching  A Golpe De Hacha : First, pizza in Mexico is pronounced  "pisa" . If your cat gets chopped up with a hatchet, then you will automatically receive $20,000 pesos in your checking account the following day. If your best friend, the local priest, and your boss get killed with a hatchet, then you will also receive $20,000 pesos for each dead person. Also, if a guy with big hands starts flirting with you at work, then he clearly wants to date y

Sergio Goyri is a vampire. It seems like an odd thing to say, huh? Had anyone told me that a while back, I’m not sure what the hell people would've been talking about, but now that I have seen it with my own 2 eyes, I believe it. Fuck. Symphony No. 11 in G Minor, The Year 1905: Eternal Memory plays as the opening credits roll & then we catch a glimpse of a very spooky mansion at night where a vampire named Dracul (Sergio Goyri) shows off his fangs and is ready to attack on

Police detective  Sergio (Sergio Goyri)  and his wife  Cynthia   (Cynthia Torach)  are a married couple on the rocks. Cynthia feels neglected by Sergio because he spends most of his time at work investigating hard cases & hardly ever being home. Sergio’s partner at work  Ramirez (Andres Garcia Jr)  is also having marital problems and it’s gotten so bad that his wife ends up leaving him to go stay at a spiritual haven that promises  "relaxation"  & "peace". The haven is owned

“I am the new Messiah” says Carlos (Jorge Reynoso) who was in court for the murder of his wife & 2 sons. Carlos is found guilty for the murders but declared legally insane, so he’s sent to a mental institution where he gets electric shock treatment that puts him in a vegetative state. Dr. Veronica Arizmendi (Edith Gonzalez) is assigned to treat Carlos and she sees Carlos as a man with a damaged brain that can actually be fixed—much like a computer that can be repaired. Dr. A

During the era of The Battle of Ciudad Juárez, A yankee colonel wearing an all white outfit & with a lame hat is ready to duel with a masked bandit wearing all black clothing & a cool as fuck Texana that has a silver skull on it. The man in white wins the duel and dons the Texana since that lame hat he was wearing before wasn’t cutting it. A ghostly woman in white covering her face in a vail walks by the winner of the duel and he chases after her. When he takes the vail off,

Trash-Mex Podcast season 2, episode 7: “Oye Bro ¿Es Un Slasher?” Part III is now available to listen on all of your preferred podcast platforms: RSS ,  Spotify ,  Apple Podcasts ,  YouTube ,  Amazon Music ,  Podcast Index ,  Podbean ,  Audacy   Our Mexican slasher episode series: Oye Bro ¿Es Un Slasher? III (part 3) is now available to listen on ALL podcast platforms! From CDMX to San Antonio, Texas! In episode 3 of “Oye Bro ¿Es Un Slasher?”, Joey & Armando cut into: A Garro

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